On woo girls.

Every time I “party”, I lose my voice. I currently sound like a 90 year old smoker after a ragin’ bachelorette weekend. Any tips so I don’t regularly show up to work sounding like I’ve been downing tequila shots all weekend?


If you’re the type of simple bitch who puts the word party in quotation marks, then you’re also the type who screams “Woo!” at the top of your sloppy cunt lungs whenever one of your sloppy cunt friends does a shot.

Stop that annoying shit. Not only will you have a voice the next day, but everyone will hate you less.

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