Advice

On needles.

have you ever done heroin or shot anything up? was it strange?

— james earl jones

James Earl Jones? Hilarious. Now I can’t help but hear the voice of King Jaffe Joffer every time I read this question, and it cracks me up! And no, I’ve never done heroin. The only time I use needles is for B12 injections (vitamins only, never drugs.)

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Advice

On the ritual of cocaine.

Is coke really awesome? I smoke ALOT of weed, and that does it for me. I get FUCKED UP. but what’s with coke? I heard its just like, drinking 6 red bulls, that doesn’t sound too cool. Explain it to me. What’s the rush like?

The physical rush of cocaine is peripheral to the whole experience. It’s communal. There’s ritual to it. It’s social and decadent. The best part is that when you’re doing coke, you’re not around the kind of person who would consider drinking six red bulls to chase a high. If my goal was just to get fucked up in capital letters, I’d go huff paint in an alley.

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