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Advice from 2020...

On pause
On premium services
On fun-sized advice
On violence and change
On fun-sized advice
On being a safe friend
On fun-sized advice
On participating in democracy
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On the end of trump
On friends who date fascists
On fun-sized advice
On pandemic dating
On fun-sized advice
On apples and oranges
On sex and gender
On the basics
On fun-sized advice
On vitriol and motherhood
On going the distance
On an independent style
On fun-sized advice
On our next half decade
On finding an ideal partner
On safe travels
On marrying yourself
On wearing a mask
On a hard decision
On writing him off
On fun-sized advice
On relationship cancer
On classic advice

Advice from 2019...

On the new normal
On sharpening other people’s axes
On solidarity
On what to do next
On fun-sized advice

Advice from 2018...

On holiday fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On forgiveness
On failing
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On being pursued
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On never forgetting
On how to stop dissociating during sex
On more fun-sized advice
On pretending to know things
On fun-sized advice
On the resistance inside the trump administration
On fun-sized advice
On pumping your fuck brakes
On your piece of shit father
On my last relationship
On fun-sized advice
On my latest book list
On fun-sized advice
On leading an examined life
On fun-sized advice
On hitting the reset button
On the real enemy
On your father’s death
On resonance and inevitablity
On doing it now
On fun-sized advice
On minor acts of violence
On more fun sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On still hearing you
On unrepentant assholes
On sober reminders

Advice from 2017...

On fun-sized advice
On a bunch of heavy books
On who I was and who I will become
On smug little shits who think they deserve my time
On some long overdue fun-sized advice
On turning the first page
On fun sized advice
On hitting the reset button on your life
On your los angeles
On fun-sized advice
On saying weird shit during sex
On sunk costs and shitty marriages
On running for congress
On fun-sized advice
On being capitalists
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On three responses
On walking the low road
On fun-sized advice
On coachella 2017

Advice from 2016...

On fun-sized advice
On trump-sized advice
On not being the least bit surprised
On serving in the trump administration
On knowing better
On more resistance
On the underground resistance
On progressive pragmatism
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On taking one for the team
On going into labor
On having borderline personality disorder
On another bunch of books
On keeping your kidneys
On fun-sized advice
On holy fucking matrimony
On fun-sized advice
On externalizing distrust
On a necessary breakdown
On your mental health
On the possibility of a little fundraising
On how it’s done
On even more fun-sized advice
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On being smacked with awareness
On getting over yourself
On fun-sized advice
On where to start
On fun-sized advice
On having reservations
On Backing Hillary 100%
On third party voters
On fun-sized advice
On your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend
On fun-sized advice
On some sage advice
On hearing you
On fun-sized advice
On a simple fix
On my upcoming book
On fun-sized advice
On deleting a former friend
On being your own advocate
On fun-sized advice
On grief
On fun-sized advice
On reacting to reactions
On suffering a bit of a princess
On enjoying the ride
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On giving a fuck about trans women
On the person you used to be
On your addict brother
On fun-sized advice
On self-medicating with rape porn
On being present in your terror
On fun-sized advice
On deciding whether to end it
On drunken cuddling
On fun-sized advice
On my secret treasure
On fun-sized advice
On why you weren’t good enough for him
On cultural appropriation
On a wallowing wallower
On naming your son
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On the inevitability of vulnerability
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On grieving an old flame
On my favorite ted talks
On even more fun-sized advice
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On the end of a long-term relationship
On fun-sized advice
On hypocrisy and disability
On fun-sized advice
On aimlessness and anxiety
On fun-sized advice
On supporting your decision to die
On cutting off your nose to spite your face
On trump-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On eating the rich
On fun-sized advice
On neuro-linguistic programming
On fun-sized advice
On a beautiful mess
On your un-diagnosed mother
On fun-sized advice
On how to chill without benzos
On being manipulated by your father
On fun-sized advice
On giving back his guns
On using your words
On fun-sized advice
On my favorite movies
On living your life
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On John Kasich
On being brainwashed by a creep
On fun-sized advice
On a fucked-out cliché
On fun-sized advice
On putting your engagement on hold
On knowing stuff
On therapy
On fun-sized advice
On my lifestyle
On fun-sized advice
On how to jump off a sinking ship
On Gloria Steinem
On fun-sized advice
On chemistry with assholes
On your career path
On your boyfriend’s boner
On fun-sized advice
On controlling vs feeling
On falling helplessly
On national football
On books about the police
On smoking your problems away
On mutual infidelity
On your hot boyfriend
On fun-sized advice
On your pussy
On writing a bunch
On fun-sized advice
On almost but not quite
On a mysterious tattoo
On house of cards
On fun-sized advice
On relationship seppuku
On Hillary
On being worthy of friendship
On fun-sized advice
On a nice guy vs a good man
On letting go of the anger
On a broken-people magnet
On your grieving process
On fun-sized advice
On choosing the people in your life
On wealth inequality and the 1%
On accepting the limitations of your father
On why you’re crying
On fun-sized advice
On starmates
On fun-sized advice
On controlling your emotions
On how crushes begin and end
On fun-sized advice
On the great secret war
On rewriting
On fun-sized advice
On the extraordinary
On fun-sized advice
On men who play video games
On fun-sized advice
On ziggy stardust
On the second weekend
On fun-sized advice
On your first trip to the psychiatrist
On fun-sized advice
On the eye of the beholder
On fun-sized advice
On walking away from it all

Advice from 2015...

On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On where you want to be
On fun-sized advice
On screaming into nothing
On existential FOMO
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On red flags
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On an alcoholic prick
On fun-sized advice
On a physicist with a secret
On hateful comments
You Know Who You Are
On common fucking decency
On my view of religion
On fun-sized advice
On booty call 101
On books about the middle east
On Paris, Beirut, and Baghdad
On sapiosexuality
On swapping a little paint
On fun-sized advice
On failing in Los Angeles
On the friend who’s into life coaching
On responding to a wingnut
On fun-sized advice
On never giving up
On fun-sized advice
On vibing over hoeism
On my favorite Disney princess
On fun-sized advice
On that time you fucked a cop
On annoying clients
On accepting emotional responsibility
On fun-sized advice
On miserable relationships
On what “learn how to be alone” means
On fun-sized advice
On being smart and bored
On a card-carrying communist
On getting some help
On fun-sized advice
On one of those nights
On your disillusionment
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On Planned Parenthood and Abortion
On politics and entertainment
On ego death and spirituality
On self-worth and acceptance
On fun-sized advice
On Chomsky and Harris
On another bunch of books
On the concept of a soul
On having nothing to be ashamed of
On magical jesus baby souls
On fun-sized advice
On banging your head against reality
On guilt and shame
On putting your foot down
On fun-sized advice
On what you say
On when I don’t respond
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On being raped by a cop
On fun-sized advice
On getting “pozzed”
On going along for the ride
On fun-sized advice
On not going places
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On an interesting couple
On fun-sized advice
On Bernie
On the realities of an open relationship
On your anthropology paper
On a white guy with dreadlocks
On a friend who needs to chill
On an intervention
On a guy who deserves to be fucked with
On fun-sized advice
On your drama
On fucking your friend’s ex
On young love and sacrifice
On fun-sized advice
On being honest with yourself
On principles and excuses
On fun-sized advice
On being too dumb to carry a gun
On consent and small-mindedness
On fonts and features
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On an eventful night
On a quick comeback
On being terminated
On fun-sized advice
On cutting her out of your life
On my fingerprints
On fun-sized advice
On a fuckboy
On a future lawyer
On getting a raise
On boredom and chaos
On a sexting conspiracy
On fun-sized advice
On a contender
On Bruce Jenner
On fun-sized advice
On an emotional masochist
On porn
On premature election issues
On taking action
On splitting the rent
On fun-sized advice
On a nickel’s worth of free therapy
On dick season
On a dirty whore
On being an artist
On a selfish cheating asshole
On being an expert
On fun-sized advice
On a pirate queen
On proto-exclusivity
On house of cards
On a white person with dreadlocks
On fun-sized advice
On politicizing your sex life
On small claims court
On fun-sized advice
On dudes losing interest
On bad valentines day sex
On fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On snapping you out of it
On Leelah

Advice from 2014...

On fun-sized advice
On social constructs
On personal preferences
On fun-sized advice
On shopping for an asshole
On letting go without giving up
On the newsroom
On fun-sized advice
On someone who knows the system
On arguing with the upper class
On a victim blaming piece of shit
On a small desperate person
On settling for a religion
On politics and punishment
On angry white canadians
On holiday fun-sized advice
On bill cosby
On fun-sized advice
On bringing too much to the table
On a borderline fiancé
On budgeting your finances
On that dollar in your pocket
On a thoughtful critic
On self-awareness
On fun-sized advice
On another easy one
On an easy one
On fun-sized advice
On misogynistic terror threat lemonade
On reframing bisexuality
On fun-sized advice
On Bill, Ben, and Sam
On a woman’s choice
On normal happy people
On fun-sized advice
On the hunger
On being easy
On knowing when it’s over
On fun-sized advice
On a real asshole
On misogynistic hate speech
On being terminated
On black market economics
On a sheltered twit
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On bad dating advice
On a crush junkie
On cigars of shame throughout history
On fun-sized advice
On cigars of shame
On playing chess in the desert
On fun-sized advice
On timing
On dating an addict
On Robin Williams
On staying emotionally paralyzed
On someone better
On fun-sized advice
On criticizing israel
On mutual needs and compatibility
On seeing forever at twenty
On my tone again
On my tone
On people against feminism
On a jealous boyfriend
On newfound confidence
On religion in general
On more fun-sized advice
On picking your battles
On a proper goodbye
On fun-sized advice*
On the way things are
On how you’re doing
On getting a cat together
On fun-sized advice
On statistical claims
On being the adult
On peace in the middle east
On tolerating idiots
On secret lives
On private lives
On fun-sized advice
On feminists and vegans
On a good person
On basic skullduggery
On the coquette troll
On getting into hotel rooftop pools
On the gender of your neighbor’s baby
On an open marriage full of lies
On the methods to my madness
On priggish killjoys
On fun-sized advice
On why this shit infuriates me
On setting emotional boundaries
On not playing the victim
On strip club expectations
On fun-sized advice
On fancy fuck buddies
On tough shit
On caffeine and cocaine
On compassion vs altruism
On kind, good, and nice
On long term and long distance
On fun-sized advice
On trigger warnings
On making a difference
On fun-sized advice
On basic fucking morality
On the subtleties of betrayal
On surrounding yourself with good people
On advice for the ages
On street harassment
On fun-sized advice
On the future of your relationships
On fun-sized advice
On why she’s lying
On an easy one
On doing what needs to be done
On fun-sized advice
On living in sin
On fun-sized advice
On the helpseeking experiences of men
On fun-sized advice
On the edges of relationships
On conscious uncoupling
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On after she finally left him
On brutal fucking truth
On irony and empty gestures
On a capitalism reading list
On calling it a day
On the peace corps
On mixing friendships and relationships
On why art school kids are annoying
On the ripple effect
On finding a balance
On fighting it and winning
On pressure to have kids
On your silly crushes
On a fellow advice giver
On getting what you wished for
On fun-sized advice
On taking it up the ass
On six californias
On a joint bank account
On platonic versus romantic
On grief
On fun-sized advice
On panicking
On family boundaries
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On your average penis
On posting an image
On being penetrated
On misandry
On fun-sized advice
On a relationship crossroads
On the sochi olympics
On breaking up a half hour ago
On breaking up in half an hour
On woody
On girls
On fun-sized advice
On lesbian bed death
On a little perspective
On the myth of a better financial position
On macklemore
On fun-sized advice
On cutting ties
On saturday morning cartoons
On pronoun police
On missing the point
On fun-sized advice
On a creep
On an escort’s integrity
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On shaming an aggressive drunk
On sensitivity
On emotional currency
On overusing apologies
On living forever
On spontaneous weekenders
On fun-sized advice

Advice from 2013...

On your best interest
On teenage relationship tips
On the girl who’s fighting it
On rape culture
On fighting it
On finishing what you start
On fun-sized advice
On basic fucking economics
On an actual fucking diva
On fun-sized advice
On hiding money from a reckless spender
On the metamorphosis of a douchebag
On my favorite kind of comments
On a cynic
On fun-sized advice
On just saying fuck it
On religion in the bedroom
On the weather in dallas
On shallow relationships
On fun-sized advice
On after he beats you
On sex club protocol
On katy perry
On another hemisphere
On women ruling the world
On fun-sized advice
On writing your book
On supporting your children
On achieving your stupid fantasies
On fun-sized advice
On movies that make me cry
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On making your bed
On fun-sized advice
On your nazi acquaintances
On exploitation
On running a business
On grand theft auto
On lily allen’s white privilege
On even more cities
On a few more cites
On some other cities
On maine
On detroit
On minneapolis
On london
On san francisco
On chicago
On moving to new york
On why everyone at work hates you
On veterans day
On flirting
On the boss’s wife
On a proportional response
On every first-time columnist ever
On a doctor or a doctorate
On the audience
On fun-sized advice
On the limits of knowledge
On dealing with assholes
On parents paying the rent
On moving the fuck on already
On dating a loser
On the anonymity of submissions
On the slow process of healing
On the biebs in brazil
On fun-sized advice
On your screaming kid
On coming from money
On a (not so) disturbingly particular fetish
On a disturbingly particular fetish
On a bunch of dicks
On being unreasonable
On the cost of gun ownership
On gun control
On fun-sized advice
On airport shooting anxiety
On getting kissed right
On candy corn
On fun-sized advice
On supersymmetry
On the minimum wage (again)
On the minimum wage
On three easy ones
On telling him what you want
On fun-sized advice
On perspective
On context
On a cum slut
On calling the cops
On getting the fuck out
On being dumped
On fun-sized advice
On a dick tease
On questioning everything
On all that matters
On a solitary birthday
On a jealous boyfriend
On meaninglessness
On things made by women
On fun-sized bullshit
On loaning money to friends
On a bugatti
On working hard enough
On work bitch
On fun-sized advice
On selfies vs self portraits
On losing your phone
On fun-sized advice
On inevitability
On marrying a cheater
On reflections
On selfies
On choosing my words
On fun-sized advice
On miley’s hair
On changing your hair
On cheap and lazy
On fun-sized advice
On being easy
On influence
On banging without the bible
On nationalistic pride
On a bunch of books
On a dozen years later
On a survivor, not a victim
On being spineless over a skull
On fun-sized advice
On a “pregnant” teenager
On the harm in flirtation
On dad’s ashley madison profile
On a pregnant teenager
On syria
On fun-sized advice
On four years as the other woman
On telling him to fuck off
On music for a broken heart
On taking criticism
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On a catch-22
On fun-sized advice
On an easy one
On the guy who’s done fucking you
On fun-sized advice
On inherent flaws
On more fun-sized advice
On fun-sized advice
On getting serious
On agreeing to disagree
On guilt and racism
On the verdict
On owing sex
On intrusive thoughts
On debt for a degree
On growing beyond this
On fun-sized advice
On a semantic fight
On being wrong about reverse racism
On your first paycheck
On reverse racism
On breaking up
On standing your ground
On fun-sized advice
On being the predator instead of the prey
On loving the sinner
On college
On giving another douche-slap
On giving a basic douche-slap
On fun-sized advice
On globetrotting
On blurred lines
On miley’s video
On blogger outreach
On kale chips
On founding fathers
On democracy in action
On bringing in an expert
On why exes aren’t friends
On doma
On fun-sized advice
On a reasonable response
On the grind
On taking a break.
On breaking up
On fun-sized advice
On the sale of tumblr
On a road trip
On being clueless
On fun-sized advice
On the painfully obvious
On vague existential threats
On spiritual paralysis
On money or fame
On working on it
On ann coulter
On boy bands
On fun-sized advice
On dmt
On the real thing
On simple math
On fun sized advice
On the bombings
On three responses
On fun-sized advice
On boobs versus rubes
On justice versus order
On three assholes
On new drugs and an old hippie
On fun-sized advice
On getting bitch-slapped by a lacrosse player
On the oldest profession
On prying family
On a tough choice
On homophones
On an asshole
On fun-sized advice
On putting a ring on it
On a major life decision
On innocence
On being a martyr
On existential horror
On the law of attraction
On the secret
On winning
On your mom’s issues
On fun-sized advice
On where your relationship is going
On a very elaborate suicide
On the rage of the average joe
On the black friend
On white teenage girls
On answers out there
On story ideas
On ruining the sheets
On fun-sized advice
On rejecting an older man
On being a dj groupie
On real haiku
On haiku
On a monumental mistake
On not dragging things out
On not sex advice
On college girls (again)
On college girls
On a hopeless cause
On what’s a girl to do
On an age gap of four decades
On wasting everybody’s time
On my absence

Advice from 2012...

On burnt out and down
On uncertainty
On fun-sized advice
On a hipster doofus
On shaking things up.
On poor life decisions
On your ex’s horny friends
On a clever response
On fun-sized advice
On guilt and shame
On being respectful, patient, and thankful
On being an asshole
On house rules and holiday politics
On the “kill the gays” bill
On tears of impotent rage
On painfully obvious answers
On striking a nerve
On red state respect
On prop 34
On prop 37
On being straightforward
On fun-sized advice
On your past
On being undecided
On wanting to live
On dating a man-child
On fun-sized advice
On life choices
On fun-sized advice
On tomorrow’s abortion
On fun-sized advice
On a treacherous condescending bitch
On fun-sized advice
On goal-oriented dating
On being gone
On how you look at it
On nice guy syndrome
On fun-sized advice
On beginning and endings
On more red state mail
On shameless self-promotion
On coming off as a typical retarded liberal
On red state mail
On the little things.
On change.
On breaking it down.
On politicians.
On something meaningful.
On writing something else.
On the worst kind of girl.
On fun sized advice.
On heroic melancholy.
On imminent divorce.
On plus-ones.
On my new column.
On discussions with idiots
On assholes, endings, and identity.
On a loose translation.
On taking a joke.
On speaking from experience.
On not an asshole.
On an asshole.
On my search box
On healthy cynicism.
On fun sized advice
On figuring it all out.
On putting up with a narcissist
On what’s wrong with you
On wedding season.
On debate.
On coquettiquette.
On a coke and a smile.
On letting it be okay.
On saying whatever the hell I want.
On anger, jealousy and envy
On fun-sized advice.
On not getting hit on.
On a lazy idiot.
On apologies, age differences and letting go.
On moving on and not needing to.
On a sociopath.
On red flags and open relationships.
On fun-sized advice.
On kicking him to the curb
On refusing to be manipulated
On memorial day decor.
On re-appropriation.
On singing nigga.
On sluts, whores, and lesbians
On filters, rules, and minor delusions
On fun-sized advice.
On gender studies.
On the basics.
On dreads
On more fun-sized advice.
On fun-sized advice.
On objectification.
On cheating, identity, and the golden rule
On various states of ruin.
On holograms.
On gender, beauty, and finding yourself.
On little sister.
On men’s rights activists
On a small price to pay.
On political correctness.
On the one percent.
On fun-sized advice.
On vulnerability.
On why.
On transitions and condolences.
On marriage and a manwhore.
On fascination.
On what I would say.
On marginalia.
On a shitty professor
On the soul
On cutting him off forever
On fucking the police
On this website.
On hate and unavailable jerks
On a personal note
On a creep.
On a slob
On makeovers, music, and magazines
On invisible children, inc.
On donating to kony 2012.
On whilst.
On missing something
On joseph kony’s fame.
On your doctorate in philosophy.
On the recent change.
On church and state
On fun sized advice.
On an inferior man
On feminism.
On breitbart.
On sex and healing
On the real reason he bugs you
On sucker punch.
On playing dress-up
On persona
On a real man
On being a joan
On getting it.
On belief.
On sounding like an elite liberal
On struggling with mortality
On what I would do.
On delicious hate
On no big deal.
On fun-sized advice.
On why it’s okay to feel your feelings.
On fun sized advice.
On the landmark forum.
On my secret.
On how you’re going to feel.
On the point
On leaving the nest
On apologists.
On coming off as racist.
On die antwoord
On fun-sized advice.
On bedtime death panic.
On letting it get to you.
On things you do not need.
On the evil stepmother.
On fun-sized advice.
On dating wealth and chasing dreams.
On three girls who don’t get it.
On florida or italy
On more fun-sized advice.
On how to do drugs.
On fun-sized advice
On need.
On normal things people tell each other.
On greatness and killing your ego

Advice from 2011...

On fun-sized advice.
On showing up and picking battles
On letting it go
On a choice
On an unhappy marriage.
On fun sized advice.
On christopher hitchens.
On what you’re owed.
On the nice guy
On keeping your soul or your job.
On your dad’s money
On open break-up season.
On north vs south and east vs west.
On teenage body issues.
On a bit more forgiveness
On forgiving and forgiveness.
On experimenting.
On making it.
On more fun-sized advice.
On sex and anthropology.
On only you.
On opening your relationship.
On forgiveness.
On tomorrow.
On vacation.
On a very sad person
On fun sized advice.
On your costume
On occupying wall street.
On cancer.
On after the third date
On asking the right questions.
On fun sized advice.
On getting healthy.
On your weight.
On slut shaming and more.
On more fun-sized advice.
On guy guy girl.
On dubious virtue.
On fun-sized advice.
On getting your news.
On that pregnant teenager.
On fifteen and pregnant.
On occupying wall street.
On a choice
On a loser.
On more fun sized advice.
On doing playboy.
On fun-sized advice.
On occupying wall street.
On woo girls.
On three phases of sex.
On journalism class
On a victim’s responsibility
On unburdening yourself
On doing wonders.
On fucking a congressman.
On the future.
On trust issues.
On more fun sized advice
On non-consent.
On a bitch and a cutter.
On custom wedding vows.
On basic polyamory
On fun sized advice
On obvious advice.
On another pregnancy.
On a hustler.
On mortality, babies, and pills.
On not feeling guilty
On a fresh drinking problem.
On tripping balls.
On -isms.
On a bubbly twenty-two.
On pageant girlfriends.
On more fun sized advice
On politics, manipulation, and job security.
On rebounds, sorority girls, and douchebags.
On fun sized advice
On carmageddon.
On fun sized advice
On taking care
On a small world.
On saying goodbye.
On being misguided.
On equality.
On your day.
On locking the door
On things you can trust.
On fun sized advice
On a thieving little twit
On five more minutes.
On snooping.
On all there is to say.
On a much needed laugh
On crossing the borderline.
On more favorite books
On baby steps.
On more fun sized advice
On resentment.
On letting him go
On waffles.
On what to do.
On backing the fuck off.
On fun sized advice
On commitment.
On the post college blahs
On being pathetic.
On higher standards.
On weinergate.
On personal privacy.
On appropriateness.
On poor judgment.
On skeezery.
On proving my point.
On more fun sized advice
On a bisexual virgin.
On fun sized advice
On creepy shit.
On the young and the lonely.
On the seven year itch.
On artists and drama queens
On nothing stopping you.
On fun sized advice
On intimacy and letting go
On long-winded ignorance.
On discovering your bisexuality.
On tyler the creator.
On the rules of attraction.
On more fun sized advice
On getting the joke.
On getting over it already.
On professing.
On a girl code violation.
On losing your mom’s religion.
On unattractive insecurities.
On fun sized advice
On special snowflake disease
On nothing really.
On national catharsis.
On fun sized advice
On the royal wedding
On international shit talk
On seizing the day.
On fuck you.
On weed and a pussy.
On sleazebags and self-loathing.
On a forty-something fuck buddy.
On a death in his family.
On crazy girls and second chances
On unexamined monogamy
On fun sized advice
On your shallow self.
On losing your illusion
On your first heartbreak.
On getting shit done
On redneck in-laws
On more fun sized advice
On what coke talk would do.
On omitting the truth.
On ghosts.
On my favorite books
On hot teen girl-on-girl action.
On fun sized advice
On moving out and moving on.
On getting unstuck.
On fun sized coquette advice
On philosophers and fools
On pragmatic romanticism
On the drug war
On pointy-headed numnards
On being a grown-up
On profanity
On drawing a line
On fun sized advice
On my new boutique.
On beginnings and endings.
On being pretentious.
On processing that shit.
On a skanky situation.
On painting over rust
On classy and trashy
On god in philosophy class.
On more fun sized advice
On planned parenthood.
On madonna and gaga
On a hug and a swift kick in the ass.
On boundaries.
On fucking right back
On remembering
On fun sized advice.
On prince charming disease
On selling out.
On going pro.
On more fun sized advice.
On being needy.
On valentines
On plan b.
On the day after
On not killing yourself
On using words
On fun sized advice.
On fucking up big time.
On feminism.
On the professional.
On meth.
On being petty.
On bieber fever.
On more fun sized advice
On getting a prescription.
On all you can do.
On prime break-up season.
On elaborating.
On our extinction
On wasting time
On fun sized advice.
On corinthians 13:11.
On your weight.
On water cooler jesus.
On a girl with real problems
On an easy choice.
On grocery store lube.
On the drunk girl.
On emotional baggage.
On where to stay
On hardening up.
On conspiracy theories.
On fun sized advice.
On comments.
On sowing wild oats together.
On fake tits.
On royally fucking up.
On chinese mothers
On the size zero pill.
On fair warning.
On missing the point.
On fresh meat
On the shit people put up with.
On fucking around.
On the brutal fucking truth.
On that not so fresh feeling
On making it work.
On more fun sized advice.
On another thick skull.
On his thick skull.
On when not to go dutch.
On the second coming.
On what to do.

Advice from 2010...

On fun sized advice.
On all there is to say.
On trust and privacy.
On poop.
On my drunk style fans.
On new years eve
On finding a good time.
On taking the high road.
On being vague.
On how
On getting and being gotten.
On not seeing the point
On when not to be polite
On fun sized advice.
On ye of little faith.
On being jerked around
On modesty.
On pity sex.
On dueling christmases
On christmas spirit
On discretion.
On the center of the universe.
On being certain
On the difference.
On more fun sized advice.
On comparing cities.
On selling your innocence.
On my style
On being a smart ass.
On fun sized advice.
On your mom.
On more congratulations
On congratulations
On my wits end.
On bad boys.
On more fun with christians.
On being a jerk.
On live and let live
On nothing
On integrity.
On more fun sized advice.
On drawing a line
On easy cash.
On how to do it with class
On not giving a fuck.
On having the right
On not being taken.
On getting away with it.
On respect
On biological fatherlessness
On folk singers.
On widows and the fatherless
On going out with a bang
On fun sized advice.
On adderall.
On not being pretty
On its own reward.
On wikileaks.
On fun sized fun sized advice
On smoking out
On fun sized advice.
On the number from down under.
On woody allen.
On guys having no idea.
On one-sided breakups.
On more fun sized advice
On our ecosystem
On partnership
On secret identity
On jazz
On fun sized advice.
On science.
On opening up.
On being a sex therapist.
On your virginity
On choice.
On humiliation.
On proving my point.
On being closed minded
On family politics
On settling.
On more fun sized advice.
On your friend’s shitty band.
On the principle of explosion
On cable
On fun with christians
On making a move.
On fun sized advice.
On ayn rand
On calling him on that shit.
On her male friend.
On more fun sized advice.
On words and actions
On a package deal.
On a broken heart
On owning a record shop.
On the thought police
On fun sized advice.
On a disgusting metaphor.
On practical sociology
On how to piss off a feminist
On rescuing a fireman.
On submission
On more fun sized advice
On actual indifference
On total fucking indifference
On learning to love yourself
On what you did to your hair.
On enlightenment.
On fun sized advice
On loneliness
On your inner child
On merchandising.
On a man’s world
On owning that shit
On fun sized advice
On the four agreements
On being a kept woman
On more fun sized advice
On the relationships section
On righteous indignation.
On a soon-to-be working mom.
On fun sized advice
On wannabe actors.
On not being an enabler.
On someone out there
On after the fireworks.
On growing the fuck up.
On more fun sized advice
On promiscuity
On a modern bromance.
On girl meets girl.
On left coast voting.
On my methods
On bad planning.
On fun sized advice
On more stupid teenage shit.
On taking a guess
On bubbles.
On going mainstream.
On a ridiculous predicament.
On sam harris and logical fallacy
On how do you like them apples
On what la does to women.
On fun sized advice
On teenage love.
On the right answer.
On moving on with your life.
On verbal adoration
On not purple
On purple.
On the tyranny of self hate.
On quitting.
On context.
On halloween.
On dreaming big.
On hesitation.
On more fun sized advice
On a complicated dilemma.
On the real issue.
On earning your keep.
On paying attention
On cocaine
On fun sized advice
On vapid people
On getting over an abortion
On creation
On teenage individuality.
On monogamy and polygamy.
On pros and cons.
On mediocrity
On your dog’s balls
On the point of relationships
On american english.
On an asshole.
On his girl best friend.
On getting things done.
On being ignorant.
On disrespecting god.
On starfucking.
On your dream job.
On bullshit drama.
On bad good girls.
On your fat wife.
On killing mom with kindness.
On keeping both.
On changing the subject.
On not getting the hint.
On some trifling shit.
On dealing with it.
On eat, pray, love.
On grammar
On freshman fantasies.
On gifts with strings attached
On being confused.
On sixteen.
On all there is to say.
On bad dating.
On keeping your conscience.
On tanning while pregnant.
On self-realization.
On the perils of an open marriage.
On rape fantasy
On trying long distance
On sex and molly.
On at-will employment.
On being a female player
On fun sized advice
On cautionary tales.
On disclaimers.
On cocaine and self control.
On sexual identity
On teenage hubris.
On becoming a whore.
On astrology.
On fun sized advice
On std tmi.
On the one that got away
On opinions and assholes.
On projection.
On television for kids.
On standard issue crazy
On a victim mentality.
On a certain kind of life
On crashing a tea party.
On petty bullshit.
On fixing a friendship.
On sex ed
On draper or sterling.
On old condom wrappers.
On not giving a vegan fuck.
On jerking it together.
On a grumpy gramps.
On more fun sized advice
On settling your own debate.
On sex tapes and honor
On should it be illegal
On best friends in love.
On stealing your sex tape.
On romantic cheeseballs.
On feeling superior.
On sounding queer.
On drill baby drill
On fun sized advice
On being lovestoned.
On selling your soul.
On gay bashing trolls.
On a boring marriage.
On opening it up.
On better schools.
On penis size
On keeping the money.
On my consistency.
On what comes next
On selling the ring.
On making the best of it.
On dating older men.
On fun sized advice
On ritual and tradition.
On the arts.
On a comeback
On go fuck yourself.
On the religion of pro-life.
On giving for its own sake.
On date rape denial.
On what to say.
On vengeance upon thee
On balancing the scales
On ethical consumption
On commitment issues.
On being a groupie
On saying i love you
On politically correct fashion
On miracles
On sex with girls.
On disappointment.
On when to start
On recognizing the pattern.
On cheater’s guilt
On cougar sugar
On lashing out.
On more fun sized advice
On nothing, really.
On bearing arms.
On copyright law
On an unwanted pregnancy.
On my varied interests.
On fun sized advice
On the thought of it.
On neo-marxist bullshit
On children of the corn.
On a wandering eye.
On an afterlife
On revolution.
On call girl gossip.
On truth.
On secret affairs
On sookie.
On what’s inappropriate.
On taking offense.
On spreading your wings.
On what to do.
On purity rings
On squirting.
On labels.
On bible camp
On smoking
On fun sized advice
On not giving blowjobs
On day drinking.
On oil and blame.
On me.
On married coworkers.
On marriage for citizenship.
On embarrassment.
On fun sized advice
On getting what you deserve.
On cuddle cheating.
On threesome date night.
On existential crisis management
On fading out.
On shutting the fuck up.
On my permission.
On the best girls.
On small town politics.
On nuking your lady parts.
On permanent birth control.
On making me laugh.
On fun sized advice.
On rebounding.
On love and war.
On a jezebel death match.
On bucking the fuck up
On new levels of stupidity
On cats.
On the brutal truth.
On purgatory.
On finding his inner bad boy
On gropers
On bisexual boys
On the nature of things.
On cock bumps.
On being normal
On not taking shit.
On small dick.
On giving feminism a bad name
On what makes you happy
On facing threats.
On losing them both.
On when to get selfish.
On fun sized advice.
On theology
On the obvious choice
On pissing off insecure women.
On doing it for yourself
On your next career
On even more bad ideas.
On more bad ideas.
On bad ideas.
On facebook junkies.
On how you look at it.
On why los angeles
On entry-level ethics.
On balding.
On bisexual virgin coeds.
On dating in los angeles.
On three days salary
On finding some fresh love.
On stupid questions.
On the worst kind of mother-in-law.
On redneck problems
On conquering uncertainty.
On being emotionally involved
On ex-boyfriend soldiers.
On annoying bitches.
On leverage.
On winning the argument
On more fun sized advice.
On toxic girls.
On a girl fling.
On coachella baggage.
On begging to differ.
On fun sized advice.
On being pretentious.
On coincidences.
On a better question.
On being soooo cool.
On my motif.
On another crazy bitch.
On spanking it to porn
On self-reflexivity
On happily ever after.
On your tan and your respect.
On being just an asshole.
On tattoo sex.
On fantasy vs reality.
On irony.
On college experimentation.
On finding yourself in an affair.
On pointing to the gym.
On more fun sized advice.
On sneaking to the doctor.
On mother-in-law drama.
On going your separate ways.
On acting like a child
On experimenting with blow.
On fun sized advice.
On the ex-girlfriend stash.
On steps you can’t skip
On how to beat an xbox
On why you even bother
On playing vs being
On a quick slap.
On the teens of today.
On finding an equal.
On selfish screamers.
On grabbing a tiger by the tail
On locking your door.
On online dating sites.
On when not to be a lady.
On fun sized advice.
On setting your biological clock.
On being young and stupid.
On being a prostitute.
On cheating
On trusting my math.
On answering delicately.
On a breach of intimacy.
On abortion
On prince charming disease
On the little things.
On daddy issues.
On the drunk driving thing again.
On sugar babies.
On drunk driving.
On overweight confidence.
On just asking for it.
On strap-on diplomacy.
On choosing wisely.
On fake eighties nostalgia.
On beginner’s lube.
On your first time(s).*
On extracurricular activities.
On fun sized advice.
On tour.
On refocusing outward
On how it’s done.
On knowing when it works.
On being a kinky bitch.
On hater day.
On sticks and stones.
On existential angst.
On getting choked
On when to call it quits.
On a cute little obsession.
On secret evil plans.
On third-world exploitation
On not being a whiny bitch.
On charisma.
On embracing vulnerability.
On starting a blog.
On prostitution.
On how not to get used
On the humorless and ignorant.
On noisy neighbors
On me not giving a fuck.
On not having to cum
On not dating.
On your ass.
On revenge
On my lovers and haters.
On christian close-mindedness
On herbivores
On dignity.
On the new thirty.
On not being crazy
On not getting used
On ending an ugly mess.
On liking to fuck.
On moving in together.
On self-medicating
On dating.
On even more fun sized advice.
On the worst kind of addict.
On earning the grade.
On not waiting around
On love.
On irony and cliche.
On being a teenage girl.
On saving up for surgery.
On respect.
On pageants
On threesome math.
On when to stop.
On the fag hag fantasy.
On actually breaking it off.
On planning a delicious mistake.
On bad ideas.
On having it both ways.
On pre-life crisis.
On what to believe.
On starting out bisexual.
On stripping.
On hurting the first time.
On the other orgasm.
On making shit official.
On restarting your career
On not being sold
On jealousy
On haunted vaginas.
On open relationships.
On laziness.
On girl boners.
On my haters.
On self worth.
On honesty and integrity.
On that bitch at the office
On your ass in the mirror.
On life’s little mysteries.
On lip piercing.
On nationality
On the way he was raised.
On subtlety.
On me.
On the whore’s fallacy*
On giving up brain cells
On early grieving of a lifelong addict.
On being too stupid for advice.
On fighting.
On a graceful exit.
On contemplating murder.
On feminism and porn
On a slow burn
On a thieving boyfriend.
On being a third wheel
On whether to text first.
On premature ejaculation.
On how to break up.
On bloody sex.
On dating judgmental bores.
On expanding your mind
On relationship training wheels.
On lube.

Advice from 2009...

On pussy perfection.
On your boyfriend’s crazy ex.
On more fun sized advice.
On post traumatic stress.
On emotional blackmail.
On one big lip
On sob stories.
On ecstasy sex.
On prescription drugs.
On unmanly men.
On consequences
On ending it already.
On the day after.
On decorum.
On bi boyfriends.
On nose jobs.
On the future
On foolproof technique.
On archetype.
On party tips.
On making a new frenemy.
On teenage flirting
On three little words.
On one step at time.
On bitterness.
On the brutal truth.
On fag hag nags.
On depression.
On teenage break-ups.
On pursuing your dream.
On a cure for boredom.
On fucking your way to the middle.
On keeping your distance.
On forgiveness
On becoming swingers.
On gay means happy.
On not getting the joke.
On platonic vs. romantic.
On standards.
On living with parents.
On me not being a doctor.
On the lesser of two evils.
On how not to do it.
On dating that guy in that band.
On family violence.
On fun sized advice.
On why we hate teenage girls.
On practice making perfect.
On making a decision.
On attention deficit dating.
On virginity with an asterisk.
On simple solutions.
On harm vs. damage
On pimp slap follow-through.
On priorities.
On not holding your peace.
On calling her out.
On finally ending it.
On pimpin’ not being easy.
On online relationships.
On garden variety shyness.
On a lesson for the smart girl.
On getting on with it.
On settling too soon.
On the long distance thing.
On girl meets boy.
On understanding suicide
On enforcing your emotional space.
On my icon.
On labels.
On keeping it edible
On mysterious cold sores.
On acid.
On being a kinky bastard.
On putting him in his place
On the friend who gets slapped around.
On girl-on-girl.
On one night stands
On cock size.
On sex toys.
On ex sex.
On the worst kind of crazy.
On bad sex
On threesomes.
On yet another shallow cunt.
On getting out of the closet.
On damaged goods
On being more specific.
On sugar daddies.
On high school.
On being rude.
On bad news.
On tattoo ideas
On beef curtains.
On more whining.
On starting out right.
On stupid questions.
On rambling.
On vulnerability
On body issues.
On moving the fuck on.
On what’s in a name.
On less sex.
On screamers.
On something worth living for.
On marriage
On a simple choice.
On social anxiety
On how to fuck a stranger
On purpose. Again.
On immigration.
On scars.
On earning red wings.
On purpose.
On brevity.
On dealing with childish parents.
On foreign exchange stoners.
On getting snooped.
On advice.
On oxytocin.
On it not being a big deal.
On magic words.
On staying dumped.
On blow jobs
On white trash.
On falling out of love
On breaking up with a fuck buddy.
On getting some no-joke therapy.
On summer love.
On cleansing.
On dream jobs.
On just doing it. Literally.
On hyperbole.
On why the hell not
On overthinking bisexuality.
On getting more head.
On long-distance relations
On asking the wrong girl for advice.
On internet porn.
On friends who rat.
On asking for help.
On thinking outside her box.
On teenage sweethearts
On not being a doormat
On just doing it.
On unrequited love.
On religious people always managing to fuck things up.
On hitting on me
On the painfully obvious.
On getting ahead of yourself
On why we’re here.
On blood loss.
On internet boyfriends.
On not doing your dealer.
On helping a grieving friend.
On rebounding.
On acid.
On nothing in particular.
On attention whores.
On threesomes with couples.
On marking territory.
On a girlfriend in the wings.
On obama’s peace prize.
On taking a chill pill. Literally.
On ex-girlfriend residue.
On growing a pair
On giving lessons.
On plastic surgery.
On classic hook-up errors.
On creative deflowering
On being unfulfilled.
On apathy.
On listening to your gut.
On getting head in a van.
On cocaine chic.
On not cheating
On high school problems.
On unreasonable demands.
On being hard-to-get
On anorexia.
On grieving.
On bisexuality.
On falling in love.
On perfection.
On poaching boyfriends.
On masturbation.
On beth ditto.
On dealing with jerks.
On escaping the friend zone
On virginity
On t-shirts.
On ignoring drama.
On cocky boys.
On confusing quotation marks.
On being used.
On mouseketeers.
On fucking around.
On stupid questions.
On first love
On petty love triangles.
On creative suicide.
On the oldest profession.
On makeup.
On sisters before misters.
On shanking a bitch
On the big o
On being impressed
On not poking holes in the condom.
On oasis.
On platonic dating.
On making out with your friends.
On post-pubescent bullshit.
On true love and a greater purpose
On cuddling.
On things that may be cut.
On dieting.
On virginity.
On performance anxiety.
On death.
On punishment.
On mid-life crisis.
On wood nymphs.
On dame grease.
On the fashion industry
On lucius vorenus.
On art school.
On naughty pics
On whining
On girl rape.
On victim mentality
On flakes.
On no-strings cock
On your first guy.
On sexual liberation
On lil’ wayne.
On snorting.
On cocaine and time travel.
On fur lining.
On identity
On the keystone state.
On fantasy blow buddies.
On polyamory
On my television shows.
On acetone.
On coke cock.
On addiction.
On crystal meth.
On maintaining.
On needles.
On the ritual of cocaine.
On wisdom

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