My girlfriend wants us to have a threesome, and having a penis, I have no problem with this. We have no issues getting girls to hang out with us, but is there a way to bring up having a threesome without scaring the other girl off (which has happened before)?

It’s pretty simple. Don’t be creepy, shut the fuck up, and let your girl do the talking. If it’s her idea, then she’ll make it happen.

Bring your A game if she asks for your help, but never forget the cardinal rule: it’s all about the girls!

Once again for the cheap seats: it’s all about the girls. I really can’t stress this enough.

Speaking from personal experience, the best thing about threesomes with a couple is the positive female energy.

It’s rare for two girls who aren’t already friends to wade through all the catty bullshit, establish trust, and find a connection worthy of getting their freak on. That’s what you’re really celebrating.

It’s nice that the guy is there, and sex is always fun, but a loving mental and emotional connection with another woman is what makes it special.

My favorite couples are always the ones where the guy isn’t pushy and the girl sets the pace, so get comfortable with the notion that your penis is not the star of this fantasy.

Your penis isn’t even a co-star. At most, your penis is the wacky neighbor who gets to burst in and say a couple of lines. That’s it.

(And like any actor with a bit part, shut up and smile, because you’re lucky to have the job.)