My roommate is such an attention whore. I’m an easy going gal, and anytime I bring any of my friends over to the room, she has to turn up the volume on her personality. She won’t shut up, she’ll interrupt me with squeals from the other side of the room, just to get everyone’s attention. It never bothered me, but she just does it ALL THE TIME. It kind of makes me afraid to bring anyone back to the room, because I know she just won’t leave us alone. What should I do?

Tell her to shut the fuck up.

It’s easy. Say it with me: bitch, shut the fuck up.