No trust-fund or money, but I would send you 1% of my money for help figuring out what to do.
Okay, sure. I’m open to this. If you would like me to be your lifestyle consultant or personal mentor, we can discuss terms.
Any of you who are interested can reach out.
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I’d love to follow up on this offer. Please let me know what I can do to secure a potential spot. Thank you!
I understand that you’re economically socialist, so pardon the naivete of what I’m about to ask: what would you charge someone who has minimal income at the moment due to health issues plus The World Being On Fire? I hate suddenly having no income, obviously, and as a high-risk bartender I’m looking at having to find a shiny new career. What would you charge someone who is basically plugging along with minimum-wage remote customer service jobs right now?
I’d think she’s already put that out there. There’s a book in the library, and loads of other content.
Coke, I’m gonna rephrase the question and hope the answer is not “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.” Assuming your going rate was 1% of someone’s income, what is the minimum income I should strive for to be able to enlist your services?
It sounds like you’re interested, so I suggest you reach out to her directly to ask this. She may be open to a sliding scale, but I doubt she’ll want to discuss your individual circumstances in the public comments.
Love this. We’re all selling something for money these days to cope with losses. Me- it’s demeaning old, conspiracist trumpers for cash. Mostly just a humble brag b/c I love it.
Can you share how you do this?!
This sounds like an amazing gig!
Just digging through the dregs on seeking arrangement until I found what worked. Financial dom would probably be a better avenue for serious degradation ha
Any updates, Tessa? Are you a total baller now?
Life coach? Yeah, sign me up.
Please sign me up!
This makes me feel even more acutely unemployed.
Apply for unemployment and see if they’ll let you retroactively claim FPUC.
That one was free!
I am interested.
Yeah, sign me up 1000%, please.
You have basically been the badass bitch voice on my shoulder since 2010.
I’m also interested.
Yes please! Sign me up too.
Sign me the fuck up. I’m willing to pay a lot. Love you eternally.
I’m seriously interested! Thank you for offering this service.
I’d like to enlist your services, please.