The Best of Dear Coquette

Here are the hits, the ones that give me the warm and fuzzies, the stuff with extra sauce. Click here to browse through them all, or if you prefer à la carte:

On our next half decade
On turning the first page
On sunk costs and shitty marriages
On walking the low road
On grief
On being present in your terror
On why you weren’t good enough for him
On eating the rich
On a beautiful mess
On a fucked-out cliché
On being worthy of friendship
On a broken-people magnet
On the eye of the beholder
On existential FOMO
On that time you fucked a cop
On being smart and bored
On your disillusionment
On ego death and spirituality
On self-worth and acceptance
On the concept of a soul
On magical jesus baby souls
On not going places
On an interesting couple
On young love and sacrifice
On boredom and chaos
On a contender
On Bruce Jenner
On porn
On a dirty whore
On a pirate queen
On proto-exclusivity
On politicizing your sex life
On personal preferences
On arguing with the upper class
On settling for a religion
On politics and punishment
On bringing too much to the table
On a borderline fiancé
On that dollar in your pocket
On reframing bisexuality
On normal happy people
On the hunger
On being easy
On a real asshole
On black market economics
On bad dating advice
On a crush junkie
On playing chess in the desert
On timing
On someone better
On mutual needs and compatibility
On people against feminism
On religion in general
On statistical claims
On a good person
On the gender of your neighbor’s baby
On an open marriage full of lies
On the methods to my madness
On setting emotional boundaries
On kind, good, and nice
On making a difference
On surrounding yourself with good people
On advice for the ages
On living in sin
On brutal fucking truth
On pressure to have kids
On taking it up the ass
On panicking
On overusing apologies
On living forever
On fighting it
On basic fucking economics
On after he beats you
On achieving your stupid fantasies
On making your bed
On flirting
On the limits of knowledge
On being unreasonable
On gun control
On supersymmetry
On questioning everything
On all that matters
On a bugatti
On work bitch
On changing your hair
On nationalistic pride
On inherent flaws
On guilt and racism
On being wrong about reverse racism
On kale chips
On the sale of tumblr
On spiritual paralysis
On the real thing
On three responses
On justice versus order
On an asshole
On real haiku
On a monumental mistake
On uncertainty
On nice guy syndrome
On discussions with idiots
On what’s wrong with you
On filters, rules, and minor delusions
On men’s rights activists
On fucking the police
On church and state
On sex and healing
On the real reason he bugs you
On playing dress-up
On a real man
On being a joan
On greatness and killing your ego
On the nice guy
On letting him go
On special snowflake disease
On unexamined monogamy
On philosophers and fools
On the drug war
On being a grown-up
On profanity
On painting over rust
On classy and trashy
On prince charming disease
On our extinction
On wasting time
On that not so fresh feeling
On new years eve
On how
On not seeing the point
On widows and the fatherless
On our ecosystem
On your virginity
On fun with christians
On ayn rand
On learning to love yourself
On loneliness
On your inner child
On someone out there
On paying attention
On cocaine
On vapid people
On creation
On the point of relationships
On grammar
On rape fantasy
On trying long distance
On drill baby drill
On penis size
On what comes next
On balancing the scales
On ethical consumption
On copyright law
On an afterlife
On purity rings
On existential crisis management
On new levels of stupidity
On being normal
On giving feminism a bad name
On why los angeles
On three days salary
On spanking it to porn
On self-reflexivity
On why you even bother
On grabbing a tiger by the tail
On cheating
On abortion
On prince charming disease
On how not to get used
On revenge
On christian close-mindedness
On herbivores
On pageants
On not being sold
On jealousy
On expanding your mind
On the future
On forgiveness
On understanding suicide
On one night stands
On tattoo ideas
On how to fuck a stranger
On blow jobs
On not being a doormat
On hitting on me
On true love and a greater purpose
On the fashion industry
On naughty pics
On wisdom