Best-Of Advice

On giving feminism a bad name

YOU CALLED FEMINISM A ‘NARROW-MINDED BELIEF SYSTEM’? Haha.

It’s funny that you think you’re being ‘open-minded’ by watching porn. Wow, what a free spirit! Succumbing to the objectification of women, the assigning of gender roles and misogyny!

WELL FUCKING DONE.

You idiot.

Capital letters and sarcasm? Wow. I almost didn’t notice that you completely misquoted me. I didn’t call feminism a narrow-minded belief system, although for your angry brand of the stuff, I might be willing to make an exception.

Do me a favor and don’t talk to me about words you don’t understand. I know sex workers with more feminism in their clit rings than you’ve got in your entire gender studies department. Free spirits, indeed.

Here’s a thought exercise: if a camera crew filmed me pulling the stick out of your ass, would that be considered porn?

The correct answer: only if you enjoyed it.

(Oh, and you know how you got all offended just now instead of laughing? Yeah. That’s why nobody likes you.)

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