i am currently dating a few guys, and have been proposed to by two (one, i think because the other one did). guy#1 is my best friend, but he is a little small in the undies department. he has never left me unsatisfied… HE is the one who has a problem with it… and trust me, he knows how to use it. he is even willing to let me have other “friends” to make up for his inadequacies.
guy#2-makes more money, is adequately sized (although he claims he is “bigger than average” which he is NOT). He and I have been friends for a long time, and I am not sure if he only asked me because he feels that is what i want because the other guy proposed first.
what do i do? you will tell me straight.
I think you should finish getting your Ph.D. in astrophysics from Caltech.
Really, I don’t know what the guys at the Jet Propulsion Lab would do without you if you decided to give up your budding career as a rocket scientist just to marry a man with a slightly less than average penis.
I know, at the moment nothing seems more important than choosing your life partner based on the size of his genitalia, but have you considered what a blow this will be to the scientific community? A mind like yours, wasted on a man who is “a little small in the undies department.”
Please, I’m begging you, for the sake of humanity, don’t allow yourself to be distracted by suitors of middling girth like some common shallow whore.
A genius of your caliber deserves nothing less than to marry a man with a truly massive cock. We’re talking two coke cans stacked end-to-end. Flaccid. Your research is too important to mankind for you to settle for anything less.