He’s trying to get to know me, but I just want to fuck. Why do guys insist on going through this phase? I just don’t see a point unless you’re looking for something serious.

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because you’re a beautiful and interesting human being worth knowing beyond your vagina who somehow doesn’t quite grasp that the delicious complexity of interpersonal relationships can’t be reduced to a binary state of “something serious” or “I just don’t see the point.”

Or maybe he’s just a dildo with a dude on the end of it.

Which do you think it is?