Advice

On marking territory.

I’m throwing a housewarming next weekend. The guy I’m casually seeing, my ex and my fuck buddy are all coming. Should I give the ex and fuck buddy some sort of warning that I’m seeing someone new? Or am I making too big a deal out of it and the guys won’t care anyway?

I don’t care how cool your boys are or how much warning you give, the reptilian part of their brains are only thinking two things: new cave and old pussy.

In other words, there’s nothing you can do to avoid a bunch of primitive territory marking behavior.

If you want to nip the problem in the bud, I suggest you invite all three of them to the nearest tree. Whichever guy can pee the highest gets to fuck you that night.

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One thought on “On marking territory.

  1. WilhelminaMildew says:

    I know this post is ancient history in Internet time but I have to say that I LOVE this answer!

    Also wondering how it worked out for the querant. Maybe she got really lucky with a three- or foursome! 😉

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