I’m a boyfriend poacher.

I have this really shitty habit of enticing other girls boyfriends. I know that I don’t actually like them. I’ve had them leave their girlfriend’s for me and I’m suddenly not interested.

It’s simply the chase I dig, not the actual guy. Even with single guys. Once the chase is over I couldn’t be more disinterested even when I try and force myself.

It’s not that I need an “ego boost” or anything of that sort. I have a plenty high enough opinion of myself. I’ve never needed a mans approval starting when I was very young with my father.

What’s my deal? Should I just accept that I’m clearly not relationship material and leave guys (and the chase) alone all together?

Hold on a second there, little miss red flag. What started very young with your father?

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that boyfriend poaching is just the tip of your iceberg of crazy.

I don’t know what your deal is, but get some fucking therapy and quit wreaking havoc on other people’s relationships.