Really? Of all the people to sell out to, you picked Murdoch, evil overlord of the most hated soul-crushing, fact-mangling corporation?
What, you’ve never watched The Simpsons? Never chuckled at Family Guy? Seriously, dude, I’m not over here giving Glenn Beck blowjobs or anything. Rupert Murdoch doesn’t even know my name. Literally.
Besides, hiring my narrow ass and geniuses like my editor Sasha Frere-Jones should be all the evidence you need they’re doing things differently at The Daily.