On a guy who deserves to be fucked with

A guy nutted in me and afterwards refused to pay for plan B. I said something along the lines of, “alright, I’ll send you pictures of the first sonogram.” He freaked the fuck out, told me I was being manipulative and that he doesn’t want me to contact him again. I’m not actually going to incubate his fetus, and I know this is all just a smokescreen for the terror and embarrassment he feels about potentially knocking up a girl he’s known since the third grade. My problem is the accusation of manipulation. I mean, that was bullshit, right?

What a punk. You should definitely send him that picture of a sonogram. (If but for no other reason than to show him there’s a difference between being manipulative and fucking with someone who clearly deserves to be fucked with.)


11 thoughts on “On a guy who deserves to be fucked with

  1. Perspectivator says:

    Find the guys mechanic.
    Tell the mechanic not to do any work on the car but charge him anyway.
    When he tries to force the mechanic to do the work after he’s already paid;
    Have the mechanic say, “You’re being manipulative.”

  2. JP says:

    Was there something before? Did you tell him you were on the pill and lied (then I can see you needing to fork over the cash). Did the condom break? (maybe split the cost?) Or did he just refuse to pull out?

      • JP says:

        No, I’ve simply known other women who have done strange things for some D. Just because they’re the OP doesn’t make them without reproach. I just want some back story, and stop trying to turn this into your personal soap opera just because Coke’s last post ended that way.

    • Rain says:

      I’m with D on this. It’s super weird that you would assume she was lying about something like that, especially since there is absolutely nothing in the post to indicate that.

      • JP says:

        Damn, you caught me! I totally busted a nut up in her and am too cheap to pay that manipulative bitch. But now I’ll know she’s faking the sonogram!

        • PD says:

          Yo, it’s just weird that you borderline argue in favor of rape culture by assuming she’s probably done something to be at fault based on your own personal soap opera of the few women you’ve met in your life. Gain some self-awareness, bro.

  3. Carrie says:

    Teach that motherfucker a lesson. Send the sonogram and fuck with him for awhile until he learns how not to be a douchebag. Yay for not being knocked up. Cheers.

  4. Ashley says:

    send the guy a sonogram. not yours, have an abortion or plan b if possible. but do fuck with him. send him sonograms at various times of the babies growth too… this way he thinks you’re actually going through with it. because thats manipulation. ask and thou shall receive.

  5. Julie says:

    I’d probably want to fuck with the guy, too.

    Honestly, though, if you resent him calling you “manipulative” then don’t do something like that. Take the higher ground and don’t act crazy.

    If you know him since you were kids, then he knows a lot of people you know, and this could backfire badly if you are known as the person who sent him fake sonograms for months. He won’t look great either, but you will look worse.

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