What is the best way to respond to a text message from a (hot) guy who’s been blatantly ignoring you but is now saying something along the lines of “I’m in your city. Come by and hang out with me while I spin tonight” (yes, he’s a dj. I know what you’re thinking) WWCTD?
Just tell him to put you plus however many friends you want to bring on the list, and that maybe you’ll come. If you wanna go, then go. If not, then fuck it. No big deal.
Don’t turn this into a stupid game. He’s a touring DJ. It’s not that he was ignoring you. You just weren’t in the right area code until tonight.