Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

When do I get to stop apologising for being white?
Fuck you and your bullshit apologies. You’re not a victim. You’re not put-upon. You’re just a snide, selfish little person who refuses to acknowledge your own privilege. Get over yourself.

Why do some people think that society is nicer to women?
Because some people can’t tell the difference between courtesy and condescension.

I don’t know what I want to do with my life and it’s really fucking scary.
Enjoy that fear. You’re lucky to have it.

Are there any genuinely happy rich people?
The fact that you don’t think the rich are genuinely happy means that the propaganda is working.

Why am I attracted to arrogant dudes?
Ask your dad.

I feel like everything I ever try fails while others barely need to lift a finger to succeed. In the same week I turned 26, lost my health insurance, and got the biggest rejection of my life. What am I supposed to do now?
Quit whining.

I’m dating a guy who is a selfish asshole 60% of the time and a genuinely enjoyable person 40% of the time. I’m not sure if I’m dating him because I like the 40% so much or because I’m scared of the turmoil dumping him will bring to my life.
You aren’t dating a guy. You’re being held emotionally hostage by a selfish asshole with mood swings. Big difference, kiddo.

Why do you answer all these dumb questions from girls who don’t have a backbone who should obviously break up with their boyfriends and/or stand up for themselves?
Because they ask, and I’m happy to provide a surrogate backbone long enough for them to feel what it’s like to stand up for themselves.

You are the anti-Cupid
That’s me. Just walkin’ around pulling arrows out of lovesick idiots.


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