On breaking up in half an hour

I think I’m going to break up with my boyfriend after work. I have 20 minutes left at work and another 20 minute commute home. What am I doing? What am I doing? I keep thinking: Will you do it later or will you do it now? Coq, you’ve never steered me wrong before. How do I even do this?

Chill. You’ll be fine. If it’s over, it’s over.

Be firm, be clear, and be kind. Don’t bullshit, and don’t put up with any bullshit. Once you’ve done it, get the fuck out and go hang with some friends. There’s no need to wallow in break-up mode.

Don’t worry. The hardest part will be your drive home.


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