Ok here goes, I cheat on my wife with random hook ups with men. I usually just get blown. I fucked a guy twice. I just do it for the release since I get nothing at home.
Your thoughts?

Listen up, Congressman. Stop cheating on your wife with anonymous dudes. It’s super creepy.

If you’re trapped in a loveless marriage, get the fuck out — in this case even if you have kids. You’ll do more psychological damage to your offspring as a self-hating closeted homosexual than you will as an openly gay divorcee.

Also, stop voting Republican.