Advice

On hyperbole.

I cheated with two random guys, he fucked his ex girlfriend in the bed right next to mine. It’s been one month and this is our relationship. He claims mine is the bigger fuck up and yet he continues to hang out with his ex-girlfriend. I don’t think I’m strong enough to let him dump me and move on. I want to beg for him back. He is the best and only thing that has ever happened to me. No exaggeration here. What do you think?

One month is not a relationship. What are you, twelve?

You may think there’s no exaggeration here, but this reeks of artificial teenage drama.

One day you will realize how fucking dumb you sound when you say shit like, “He is the best and only thing that has ever happened to me.” Until that day, pretend you have some dignity. Dump him before he dumps you and just move on.

I promise it won’t be long before you’re distracted by another shiny object.

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