Can you be in love with someone after only dating them for a short amount of time? Yes I’m a stupid teenage girl who believes in love, sue me.

Sue you for what? Bubble gum and a sense of entitlement?

Shit sweetie, I’m a bitch, but I’m not so nasty a shrew as to slap away the cartoon song birds that are fluttering around your candy filled head.

Enjoy the rush. Have a blast. Savor every minute of the experience. Really, I mean it. Young love is the greatest drug on the planet. Just remember, I’ll be here after the holidays when break-up season hits.

Toodles!