Small college campus. Ex harasses and insults me over weekend. His girlfriend is spreading shit about me. I feel anxious about leaving my room and generally uncomfortable on campus. Normally I just don’t give a fuck. What is going on?

You’ve just forgotten that no one gives a fuck what your douchebag ex and his latest skank have to say about you.

You’ve also forgotten that you don’t give a fuck what your douchebag ex and his latest skank have to say about you.

Quit forgetting. Remember how little you care whether he keeps breathing? Remember how much of a badass you are? Remember how big the world is outside your small college campus, and how none of it really matters?

Yeah, I thought so.