Fun-Sized Advice

On fun sized advice.

I’m monogamous and I want to mess around.  What do I do?

Please tell me you think George Clooney is hot?

Are you making money at The Daily?
Double duh.

How does that even WORK, getting a paycheck while remaining anonymous?
Good lawyers, shell corporations, and an employer willing to play ball.

My boyfriend cheated on me and is now dating the girl he cheated on me with. Yet, I would still take him back if he asked. What is wrong with me?
A complete lack of self respect.

There’s a guy I work with who has a crush on me, but I don’t feel the same way. How do I stay friends with him without hurting him?

You don’t.

Why the hell doesn’t biology have any explanation for the hymen?
No, you’re right. Fuck evolutionary physiology. God put hymens there for our future husbands because we’re all filthy whores who can’t be trusted.

Is there any way to find older posts than the ones listed? It’s kind of annoying so many are gone.

See all the past advice in the upper right? Knock yourself out, genius.

I want to start an advise column as well. I’ve tried pressuring friends to leaving me “anonymous” questions. But no dice. Any tips?
Here’s one. Learn the difference between advise and advice.

With regard to your recent whoretalk post: You look alarmingly thin. Genetics, intense diet and exercise, or an eating disorder?
Good genes, thank you very much. Oh, and you can take that “alarmingly” and shove it up your ass.


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