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On fucking right back

how much cock do you suck before you do 2keys of coke of a strangers rock hard cock. also, how does a flat dried up cunt like yourself get a cock hard enough to snort noodles off of, let alone cocaine? i bet its hard, like watching all your friends from the last 200 years write a will whilst you still think you’re young enough to go clubbing like the fuck slut cum whore gorilla ogre vulture wanna be cougar you are. cougars are hot, i’d fuck a cougar/ but you’re like… a god damn sabre tooth tiger. maybe back in the day… but now? hot shit damn fuck I’m outmatched. Gimme one that can get wet and slick my stroke. Not have a stroke while slicking my stick. fuck off, get it wet. if you cant get it wet… well when it comes to men if you can’t get it wet you can’t get it yet. deal with it. lube your nasty little fuck slit. we can lube it for you for round 2. but we gotta cum in it to once to lube it for twice. fuck off. they sell lube on every corner you dumb cunts. get some. i’d fuck half of you cougars if your pussies weren’t so damn dry/ like the sahara in that cunt. tried fucking a cougar 3 times…. shits like sandpaper mixed with flypaper. its not that hard. get it ready, and a guy from 16-61 will love it. tight, wet, slick. 3-4 minutes and hes spurting like your pussies have been hurting for a hard cock. if that’s not enough. come get some from me. i love a tight cougar pussy. ill fuck one any day, any time. long as you’re up for round 2 a little later. i’d also love some ass. yeah that’s right i love to fuck ass too. get your stink on my wink. smoke some grass while i fuck your tight ass. cougars who have never been preferred. 40 year + untapped assholes…. I’m trying not to cum right now. so tight. so fresh. pound your ass right onto my flesh. right now. any unfucked cougar ass. give me some skin. fuck it like youd suck it. on that note suck it like you would help a lady who was stuck. in a building from the war.we save those cunts from war so theyll fuck us like a whore. any lass id save id fuck like a duck. id make an honest woman out of her sure, but only if she can fuck and suck like sister parish. if not, the HEADmistress can keep on CUMMING on.

Wow. You’re a magnificent idiot.

I mean, sure, people submit stupid shit like this all the time, and while I’ll give you credit for the sheer bulk of your obscenity, I have to say, you still fucked up big time.

You see, for whatever reason, you decided not to submit this through my anonymous form. Instead, you sent it directly to me through your gmail account.

Maybe you didn’t think about it. Maybe you didn’t care. Either way, you made the awesome mistake of sending a message like this with your full name still attached to it.

You jackass. Don’t you know who you’re dealing with? If you fuck with me, even for fun, I fuck right back, and in your case, it was all too easy.

You have a very unusual surname, and it took three fucking clicks to learn the name of your mother (Michele with one L) to whom I forwarded this message on your behalf.

That’s right, fucko. Say hey to your mom for me.

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5 thoughts on “On fucking right back

  1. Erica says:

    I second this…

    Did u just fuck with him coke, or did u really email his mother?

    Wait don’t tell me. It might spoil a good story…

  2. M says:

    This shit cracked me up. I had to comment. I’m giggling to myself in the quiet section of the college library like a school girl.

  3. Chris says:

    Any reply from the mom? Any reply from the original sender? Good on you not to post this person’s info here. You did it the right way.

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