Advice

On fucking a congressman.

If a friend recently had debauched gay sex with a fairly unremarkable Republican congressman, would you advocate taking the high road and snickering at him in private or the low road and creating another “scandal” before election time?

That depends. Don’t fuck with a man because of his political party or his sexual orientation. That’s petty if not evil, and if you do it for no better reason than to create a scandal, you’re just a Karl Rove punk wannabe.

Check the guy’s voting record first. Find out how the dude butters his bread. Did he ever campaign against gay rights? Is he cheating on some buttoned up Stepford wife? Unless you can establish some legitimate and tangible hypocrisy, there’s no good reason to attack a politician for his sexuality.

Even if the congressman turns out to be a magnificent asshole, your friend should think twice before putting himself at the center of a political scandal. Once it goes public, he’ll have no way of controlling it, and if the press gets all up in his shit, he’s gonna wish all he had was a cock in his ass.

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