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On cock size.

As I imagine you’ve seen / fondled / stroked / inhaled / fucked your fair share of cocks, I turn to you for the truth. Mine measures 7” long by 5.75” in circumference. How do I measure up?

Thank you.

Unbelievable.

The entirety of your male ego — every male ego — is a house of cards built on a fault line of mere inches.

How do you measure up? Fuck you for asking, that’s how you measure up. I should ridicule your penis size on general principle, but that would be unfair to all my male readers out there with rulers and the good sense not to ask a woman such an incredibly stupid question.

Seven inches is plenty good, guys. Big. Not the biggest, but a damn fine showing. No one’s ever gonna complain.

Honestly, though. There are so many more interesting ways for you not to measure up as a man. Why’s it always gotta come down to this?

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