It has literally been over 12 months since I last had sex. Right now I’m contemplating ruining my friendships by having sex with them at a party and then having shit get awkward and whatever. So far as I can see it’s either that or continue my steady diet of abstinence. What should I do?

Is is really so hard to fuck a stranger? Quit acting like your married and go have some filthy, no-strings-attached, “What was your name, again?” sex.