Perhaps Whore Talk wasn’t the best idea. People have their own pictures in their heads of you- and different people like to envision you in different ways. I, for example, have always pictured you as edgy, sexy and a little dirty. Having seen your style site, I now have a revolting image of you as flitty bohemian blonde in sparkles and fanny packs. So NOT hot.

I totally wish I’d never seen it so that I could have kept you foxy in my mind.

I appreciate your concern, but you’re confusing the limitations of your imagination for the limitations of my style. Whore Talk is a rock opera, and you’ve barely heard the back beat to the overture.

Perhaps underestimating me wasn’t the best idea.