Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

Do you like candy corn?
No one likes candy corn.

Is Kanye West deluded?
Nope. He’s a grandiose narcissist, but he’s not at all deluded, because he really is a genius who makes dope shit.

Why the fuck do I hate myself so much?
You don’t hate yourself. You hate an identity that you associate with yourself, and you can’t tell the difference.

I love him, but why don’t I trust him?
I have no idea, but you better fix that shit or your relationship is fucked.

Would you give a blow-job for money?
Make me an offer.

I feel like I want to break up with him, but I have no other friends.
You will make some.

My little brother died a couple weeks ago. I needed to find Supersymmetry, so thank you.
I’m so sorry for your loss.

The clean, accessible diversion into quantum mechanics was unexpected and awesome. Any particular reason you picked up that knowledge along the way?
I like to hang out at the fuzzy theoretical edges of human knowledge. I don’t understand the math, but I definitely understand the poetry.

“You should know I don’t react well to a condescending tone.” Funny, considering so many of your answers have a condescending tone.
Feel free not to react well.

Please teach me to love my haters the way you love yours. I’m sick of letting them get to me.
Quit taking it personally, because it’s not about you. None of it is, especially comment-level bullshit on the internet.


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