Why are your answers bitchy and rude?
Better question, why are you so thin skinned and prissy? Even better question, what makes you think I don’t wear my impudence like a fucking badge?
Fuck your etiquette. Fuck your social norms. Fuck your sensible shoes and your purse sized hand sanitizer. Fuck everything about you that makes you common, from your common sense to your common courtesy.
Come at me with a smile, and I’ll smile back. Come at me with attitude, and I’ll take off your fucking head. Respect is earned, bitch. I treat people accordingly.