Advice

On nothing, really.

Is it safe to put a lollipop in my vagina?

It’s three thirty in the god damned morning after a Friday night, so yes, depending on the diameter of the lollipop, feel free to continue your schoolgirl role-play confident in the knowledge that your vagina will not get cavities if you feed it candy.*

You better be fucked up. There is no other excuse for this question.


* If you get a yeast infection, you deserve it.

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