Fun-Sized Advice

On more fun sized advice

How do you feel about Lady Gaga?
I’d fuck her.

What are your thoughts on Courtney Love?
I wouldn’t fuck her.

Why is Justin Bieber alive?
Because you haven’t killed him yet.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done during sex?
My nails.

How do you differentiate between healthy confidence and narcissism?

I’m bored with sex. Any suggestions?
Fuck more interesting people.

Why do men leave when things get tough?
Things? No, no. They leave when you get tough.

If you get a blowjob, are you still a virgin?
If you have to ask, you’re still a virgin.

What do you hate more than anything?
Willful ignorance.

Have you ever been threatened with death?
Yes. Didn’t happen, though.

if you die, I wish you go to heaven.
Wish all you want, it ain’t gonna happen.

Were you raised in a religious environment?
You mean America? Yeah.

Do you believe in karma?
I believe in causality as it relates to physics, not metaphysics.

When is it time to give up?
About ten minutes after you’re dead.


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