I recently started talking with a guy who is into bloodlust. messy, bloody, cutting, sex. I never understood it before, but the way he talks about it makes me melt. I want to give it a try, but it makes me a little nervous. I feel like I should take this opportunity because I know that it is a rare one. Think I should go for it?
Fine. Experiment with bloodplay. Whatever.
Silly little vampire fangirls and your predictable sexual confusion. I suppose if Edward takes a shit on Bella’s chest in the next Twilight novel, you’ll also be wanting tips on how to film a homemade version of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Do what you like, sweetie. Just know that when you move beyond entry-level bodily fluids during sex, clean-up can get awkward and very unpleasant.