On how to break up.

I have a boyfriend of 3 months and am not happy. I try to break-up with him, but every time he cries and whines that he’ll do better. He’s a bad liar and a cheap date. How should I break up with him?

Pick up the phone. Dial his number. When he answers, say the following:

“Hey asshole, we are broken up. I don’t want anything to do with you anymore. Lose my fucking number.”

That’s it. You’re done.

Hang up the phone.

Ignore him.


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