Why the fuck do some sexist, misogynist men and self loathing women think by any stretch of logic that women don’t poop?

Ugly girls poop, but pretty girl poop is a myth. Only eighties music and rainbow sherbet comes out of our butts.

(Chill out, stinky. This kind of ridiculousness deserves to be laughed at. You need to have a sense of humor, otherwise when real sexism and misogyny crop up, no one will give your cries one bit of attention.)