So: Obama and the Nobel Peace Prize award. Any thoughts?

In the delicate language of international diplomacy, Sweden basically said to Obama, “Go ahead. End a war, motherfucker. We double-dog dare you.”

Thing is, I totally think Obama will step up and make the peace prize his bitch. He’s got a buffet of ridiculous wars that he could stop just by laying his dick on the table.

I vote for the war on drugs, but hey — I’d settle for Iraq.