My boyfriend and I were having a drunken heart-to-heart the other night where he explained a lot of the bullshit he’s gone through in past relationships. Suddenly he paused for a moment, then said, “By the way, this is just drunk talk, not Dear Coke Talk. This is shit I’m already working my way through, not excuses for why I’m going to douche out on you later.” I laughed, then we fucked like bunnies. I just thought I’d share.

He’s a keeper.