On bieber fever.

What do you make of the Justin Bieber fad? At first, it’s still acceptable as his bubblegum hits are rather catchy…but not even Lady Gaga has three seperate biographies and a biopic barely a year of entering the industry.

Every generation of tween girls needs a non-threateningly pubescent mop-headed pop sensation on which to compulsively project their budding sexuality, and you should never underestimate the sheer magnitude of disposable income those bitches control.

The window is small, twenty-four to thirty-six months tops. That’s all the time Bieber has to cash in before his entire fan base starts getting its period and moves on to its version of a grunge phase.

His handlers are smart to blow their wad now.


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