On your mom.

I just found nude pictures of my mom, addressed to a woman who was at her wedding. She has suggested in the past that this woman and her husband are swingers, but she said she’s “not into that”.

What the fuck do I do?

Put the pictures back where you found them. Make a mental note to never, ever look at them again. Take a deep breath, meditate for a moment on the fact that you owe your existence to your mom getting laid, and then laugh hysterically at the whole situation.


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