People look up to you as a role model. That saddens me, and makes me worried about the quality of the human race.
Aww, you’re saddened?
Well, I’d tell you to go pop a xanax and lighten the fuck up, but I’m worried that without that smug sense of superiority there to inflate your ego, your personality might just collapse into a pile of its own bullshit.
It’s probably best you just carry around all that passive aggressive arrogance in your gut until it turns into cancer in about five years.
Thanks for reading, and have a lovely day.