On should it be illegal

I’m all for keeping the Second Amendment alive and all, and I get the impression you are, too.  But, do you think it should be illegal to keep a gun in the house if you have young children?

Should it be illegal to keep pointy scissors in the house too?

I bet your coffee table has sharp corners. Maybe we should get a state representative to draft up some legislation protecting your half-retarded offspring from bumping its head on the furniture.

Wait, I have a better idea. How about you quit trying to use the legal system as your fucking nanny. The government isn’t a substitute parent, you big pussy.

Oh, and for the record, any question that begins with “do you think it should be illegal” is pretty much guaranteed to get this kind of reaction from me.


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