I went out drinking with some friends last night. It was eventful, and now I have the phone number of a very nice male stripper who is really into me. I looked him up on Facebook (because I couldn’t remember what he looked like), and it seems like he’s extremely conservative (like, I think he might be a GW Bush supporter). I do remember that he’s a good dancer, was respectful of my personal space, and helped me find my friends at the end of the night. Not even sure what my question is. What’s a good hangover food?
A good hangover food is the celery stalk that comes with a freshly made Bloody Mary.
Also, you should totally go on a date with the Republican stripper, if for no other reason than for the rest of your life you’ll be able to use the phrase, “that one time I dated a Republican stripper.”
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Also, Republicans are great kissers in my limited experience.
Sad, but true.
Aw, mine wasn’t. But then again, he was moderate, so maybe that makes a difference.
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