Advice

On giving up brain cells

I was wondering about your use of cocaine. You seem like a highly intelligent woman, and yet I was under the assumption that cocaine kills brain cells? Especially after repeated use.

Forgive me for any ignorance.

Sure, cocaine might kill a few brain cells. You know what else might? Damn near every other modern product you can drink, swallow, or inhale, starting with that vodka tonic you’re sipping on right now.

Honestly, I don’t know why everybody’s so possessive about a few neurons. If you make it to eighty with every last one of your brain cells, you aren’t gonna have any stories worth telling the grandkids.

I’m not saying you should run out and start smoking crack, but don’t be a pussy either. Stop listening to all the silly anti-drug propaganda and do your own research.

At the end of the day, it’s all just a pile of chemicals. Whether it’s an aspirin or an E tab, there’s nothing to be afraid of if you know what you’re doing.

As for your concern regarding repeated use, I say moderation in all things, including moderation.

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