Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

What do you think is going to happen in the last two episodes of Breaking Bad?
Catharsis. Bloody, gut-wrenching catharsis.

Is it a red flag when a man describes himself as a philogynist?
Yeah, that’s creepy. A dude who goes out of his way to say philogynist instead of feminist is just a misogynist with a dictionary.

Is it okay to talk to and fuck someone who is ugly when you are not?
I dunno, you sound pretty ugly to me.

How do I ask my boyfriend if he’s cheating without making an accusation?
Quit being a doormat.

What’s wrong with nine west shoes?
In a word? Mediocrity. Nine West is the Applebee’s of footwear. They’re cheap knock-offs for lazy mall shoppers, and by cheap I don’t mean inexpensive.

how come you don’t have an instagram?
Too much potential for me to reveal my identity when I’m fucked up.

Any advice for a 20 year old girl who would rather be a 20 year old woman?
Be accountable.

Why do you feel so comfortable saying the n word so freely? Your racism makes me sick.
You are a small and ridiculous person.

What sort of music do you listen to?

If you HAD to pick a favorite Disney princess, who’d you choose?

Why do I want to fuck Ron Swanson?
Because your dad had a mustache.

Aren’t you just as full of shit as anyone else?


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