i told a guy that i’ve always wanted to get a tattoo. he said, “why put a bumper sticker on a ferrari.” do i have a stick up my ass or is that kinda fucked up.
Response #1 (The High Road): “Comparing me to a car is a particularly disrespectful form of objectification, and it’s insulting to imply that a tattoo would somehow be degrading.”
Response #2 (The Middle Road): “You don’t get to have an opinion on what I should do with my body.”
Response #3 (The Low Road): “You put racing stripes on a Ferrari, motherfucker.”