I am a beautiful, intelligent, confident, and capable 18 year old girl (or woman… fuck if I know). I have beautiful eyes and lips but my huge-as-fuck nose throws it all off. It isn’t RIDICULOUSLY huge, but having a straight and petite nose would lead me to resemble the spawn of Brangelina. I’m risking sounding like a vain douchebag so you know that I’m not a whiny and insecure bimbo looking to feel better about herself. I know I’m beautiful. I’ve been raised to believe that getting plastic surgery would be disrespectful to God. The act of getting a nose job would basically tell God, “You didn’t do a good job”. I’m on the fence between respecting God and flipping him off while on the surgeon’s table. I’m considering alternative ideologies and ways of thinking apart from the ubiquitous mythology of creation/hero/deity/whatever, that is the Bible. You are enlightened in areas that my mid-western, “aw shucks” self is not. My question is, nose job or not? Would it be worth it?
Sweetheart, there is no god. Get a fucking nose job if you want one.
I know you’re just a kid, but I really can’t abide the kind of thick skulled arrogance it takes to believe that the creator of the universe would give a flying fuck whether you snip off the tip of your nose, especially considering this is the same sadistic creator from the retarded mythology where all the men are required to snip off the tips of their dicks.
Normally I’d give you a bucket of shit for all your self-indulgent god talk, but I get the sense that you’re about to start exercising your rational mind in the face of your irrational belief system for the very first time in your life, so I say again, there is no god.
That’s right. There is no invisible man in the sky with a moral objection to your vanity, which means you can’t disrespect what doesn’t exist.
Don’t worry. It’s really no big deal. Right is still right. Wrong is still wrong. You still know the difference, which is why it’s perfectly acceptable — and yes, a little bit vain — to get a nose job.
Now go be a good person, and try not to be so fucking superficial.