Advice

On an easy choice.

Paris Fashion Week or Sundance? OMG WHICH ONE???

Park City or Paris? Are you fucking kidding me?

Sundance is okay if you’re in the mood to fuck a Mormon in the snow after day of shitty movies, but that doesn’t hold a candle to fucking a Frenchman in the City of Light after a day of runway shows.

Go to Paris.

But I’ve been to Paris loads of times and my movie is playing at Sundance. However, I just can’t shake off how much I love shows! Plus I have invites. WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD?

If you’ve got a movie at the festival and your passport already has plenty of stamps, then fine, go freeze your tits off at Sundance.

Do us all a favor, though. Quit whining in capital letters. I know you’re trying to be funny, but it just makes everybody want to slap you.

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