Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

I emotionally manipulate people. Say the words to make me stop.
Expecto Patronum

Do you believe in the antichrist?
Bitch, please.

I’m about to get “WWCTD” tattooed right on the front of my right wrist. As in, I’m at the tattoo parlor right now. I just thought I would let you know that you are literally someone I consider a close friend.
Send me pics!

How does one deal with post-ecstasy depression?
5-HTP supplements and enough presence of mind to know that the funk will lift in a couple days.

If he’s the right guy but it’s the wrong time, is he the wrong guy?
He’s just a guy. The rest of it is all silly bullshit.

What is the best way to build confidence?
Experience.

Why does everyone piss me off so much?
You’re just angry at yourself, and you’re projecting that anger onto others.

How can I stay sane while dating a much younger guy? He is 20s, I am 40s. It’s hot but fraught.
Quit trying to date. Just fuck. Don’t make it something it’s not. Also — and this is for your own good — don’t ever again use the phrase “hot but fraught.”

Is it true that you either have it or you don’t?
Are you talking about talent, or are you talking about herpes?

I’ve just come out of what has hands down been the worst experience of my life. I will never complain about depression again. Over the past few months I’ve done some solid reckoning with the abyss, and I’m proud to say I see what you fucking mean. It is good just to be alive.
Fuck yeah, it is.

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