On the keystone state.

would you relocate to harrisburg pa to settle down and stop torturing your nostrils for a life of great sex and free dj mixes? much love,

— dj jason forest

I already have a life of great sex and free DJ mixes, and no amount of Hershey’s Chocolate or hot Amish guys could get me to move to Pennsylvania. (Thanks for the offer, though.)


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