Fun-Sized Advice

On fun-sized advice

Would you hate fuck Paul Ryan?
Hell. Fucking. No. (Thanks for making my skin crawl, though.)

I’ve got a Tarantino party coming up, I was thinking of going as Pregnant Bride from Kill Bill but though you might have a better suggestion? (Mia Wallace is already taken)

Alabama Whitman. First choice. Only choice.

My friend told me that I didn’t like the taste of my boyfriend’s cum because I don’t love him.

Oh really? Is that why she like the taste of her dad’s cum?

Romney is up in the polls? Please tell me this isn’t some slow motion nightmare coming true!

I like to think of it as Obama’s master plan to scare the Democratic base into showing up on election day.

You baby killer advocates live in the now. The mother who murders her defenseless child lives with that guilt forever. Adoption is the solution, not murder.

I definitely live in the now, and you live in the fucking stone age. A nonviable fetus isn’t a baby, you bible-thumping simpleton.

What did you want to be when you were younger?



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