Fun-Sized Advice

On fun sized advice

Any tips for running an anonymous blog?
Um, don’t put your name on it, and don’t tell anyone that you write it. Duh.

Surely someone has asked you about Casey Anthony by now?
Casey who?

Who’s your favorite KCRW DJ?
Anne Litt

What do you think of guys who tell you things like, “I’m hung”?
Very little.

I smoke weed everyday, is that too often?
You’ve probably crossed the line from smoking recreationally to using it as a coping method. Don’t let that shit become a crutch. Get your life in balance.

I want to have anal sex with my boyfriend and all these “give yourself an enema” website recommendations are making me nervous. Is that really necessary???
It’s overkill. Just take a shit and a shower, and you’ll be fine.

Today is the 7th anniversary of my brother’s death. I know heaven doesn’t exist and that he isn’t watching over me. Does it make me stupid and/or a hypocrite to still “talk” to my brother when I miss him?
Talk to your brother all you’d like. There is no heaven, and he’s not watching over you, but that doesn’t mean he’s not still very much a part of you.

i recently returned from a deployment to iraq, where we would frequent your writings for a brief reprieve of humor.  thank you for incredible wordsmithing.
Awesome. I hope you never have to go back.

How do you find purpose and meaning in a life that might be/is inherently meaningless?
Find out where you are on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Aim higher.

Read through the CT archives during a sleepless night. Good shit. Why don’t you believe in role models, though?
In our culture, fame is the first and often only criteria for becoming a role model, and that is insane. Besides, heroes are for children and idiots.


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